there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I had to cum in my sink.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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