I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
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im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
They have beer where we have blood.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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