How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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