Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
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