i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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