love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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