I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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