We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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