capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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