But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
if i can run in heels then i can drive
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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