Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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