Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
