I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
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She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
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There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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