Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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