I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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