Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
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Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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