Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
i now understand why vodka
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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