You work out of a Hotel?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
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Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
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He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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