question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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