I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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