i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
