Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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