she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
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It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
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Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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