I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
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If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
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I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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