I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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