Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
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Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
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There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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