You really coming over, don't trick.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
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sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
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just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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