No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
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this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
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That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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