Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
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I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
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Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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