Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
