yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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