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I want to have your abortion

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Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family

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(408): View more from California

You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"

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(516): View more from New York

matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.

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