Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
She bit a glass in half.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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