I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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