the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
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I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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