Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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