Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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