So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
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the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
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Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
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