It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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