Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
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She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
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Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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