4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
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It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
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I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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