By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
