So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
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I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
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People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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