hell yes lets make some ravioli
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
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In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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