scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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