Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
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Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
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For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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