we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
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making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
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It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
sex in a hospital.. check
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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