Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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