You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.