I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
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my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
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There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up