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just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?

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pretty standard. you have fun last night?

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apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?

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typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.

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(512): just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long? (1-512): pretty standard. you have fun last night? (512): apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean? (1-512): typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat. http://tfl.nu/ntbz

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(443): View more from Maryland

So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.

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(443): So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking. http://tfl.nu/jegd

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(912): View more from Georgia

Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.

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(912): Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy. http://tfl.nu/2f82

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(972): View more from Texas

I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.

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(972): I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up. http://tfl.nu/rj29

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.

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(336): Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her. http://tfl.nu/icjy

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(952): View more from Minnesota

i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.

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(952): i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right. http://tfl.nu/wcm0

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(609): View more from New Jersey

and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.

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(609): and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience. http://tfl.nu/1o4v

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(314): View more from Missouri

DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??

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(314): DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT?? http://tfl.nu/2vmn

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea

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(484): Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea http://tfl.nu/f1ip

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(860): View more from Connecticut

It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.

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(860): It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it. http://tfl.nu/6u0x

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(409): View more from Texas

You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.

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(409): You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you. http://tfl.nu/firf

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.

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(860): Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor. http://tfl.nu/foqn

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.

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(717): We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes. http://tfl.nu/zq4p

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(563): View more from Iowa

I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.

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(563): I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers. http://tfl.nu/w57w

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(817): View more from Texas

i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar

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(817): i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar http://tfl.nu/a2fz

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