Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.

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(720): View more from Colorado

I think I can smell my own vagina right now

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(561): View more from Florida

hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.

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(407): View more from Florida

Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes

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(949): View more from California

he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect

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(618): View more from Illinois

Holy sore nipples Batman

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(757): View more from Virginia

Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?

(540): View more from Virginia

You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."

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