Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Holy sore nipples Batman
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."