I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
the condom got lost in my hair
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
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If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
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I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets