Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
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He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
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SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again