He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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