Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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