You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Quick, to the slutcave!
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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