After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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