I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
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