At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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