I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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