TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
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Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
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Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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