remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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