I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
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just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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