I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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