Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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