We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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